Sweet Rhubarb Wine
Growing up in the uncivilized wilds, Dave always knew he wanted more out of life than burning and pillaging. Sure, he loved to hear the screaming of the villagers, but did it have to include so much destruction?
So he started his own band in the Chieftain's garage where he and a couple of the other Rhubarbarians meet twice a week to write songs and drink Rhubarb Wine.
So what if none of them can play an instrument? And who cares if Dave can’t carry a tune? The Beatles had to start somewhere, right? Right?
Now if only they could figure out how someone plays an Axe.